In Honor of Our First Anniversary, I Present to You... Cory

This Sunday is the hubs and I's first wedding anniversary. The "traditional" anniversary gift for one year is paper. Since we're not super traditional (HELLO, Clauson was AT our wedding) I'm going to write ABOUT him. Online. Not on paper. But it's close. Right?!

Now, I love this guy with all that I am. He was truly my best friend way before I even had any feelings for him. So I can honestly say, I married my Bestie McBesterson. Cory is funny, smart and patient (most of the time). He is an amazing cook which is so nice because I can only make casseroles and no one wants that shit all the time. Cory busts out the most random dad jokes ever and is always trying to catch me off guard so that I'll fall for them. I swear we should start a TikTok page so you can see my reactions each time. Cory...let's work on that!!

But there's this other side of Cory. No one gets to see it but me. Which is good because it's NOT for kids or the general public anyway. So here it is. Cory is a habitual dirty innuendo man. Let me give you some examples here in case you don't understand:

Example #1

Me: My doctor called today. My Vitamin D is super low so they've called in a prescription for Vitamin D.

Cory: I got your Vitamin D right here.

Example #2

Me: Check out this new moisturizer. Allegedly it's like an at home facial. Man, I'd love to go get a facial.

Cory: I got your facial right here.

Example #3

Cory: What sounds good for dinner?

Me: How about a sheet pan dinner? We can roast sausage and veggies.

Cory: I got your sausage right here.

Do you see where I'm going here? No. Let me give you a few more examples...

Example #5,908

Cory: That breakfast really hit the spot.

Me: Yes, it was so good. Thank you for making breakfast.

Cory: It was good, but not as good as you.

Example #10,253

Me: Can you go switch that load of laundry around for me?

Cory: (bet you can't guess...) I got your load right here.

I love this man so much. Somedays I get nothing but innuendos and it's fine. At least I know I'm loved in every way. But really, is my husband that only one who does this? Right?! Please tell me I'm not on Innuendo Island all by myself. (Cory: hehe I got your island right here)